richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

im like this ugly over-sized baby anything can make me cry

ellindor:

Kenny and Nick in an intense battle over who’s mullet is superior

princeowl:

yes i make essay for bird school final exam on bread eat

princeowl:

yes i make essay for bird school final exam on bread eat

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

nosdrinker:

I just laughed at this for ten minutes someone please put me to sleep

nosdrinker:

I just laughed at this for ten minutes someone please put me to sleep

magnificentshibe:

continuants:

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

This is oddly satisfying

this is a snuff film

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

a courier ran up to me and gave me inheritance as soon as i came back from a dungeon

im in tears he was so cute & now hes gone because he helped me kill thugs